haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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