What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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