I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I wish i was in the wii world.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
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unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
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Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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