No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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