I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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