I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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