I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
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Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
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The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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