Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
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can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
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Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
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