i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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