i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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