i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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