stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
he laminated a picture of his dick.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
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