I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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