We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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