watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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