I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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