Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
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Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
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you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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