how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
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slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
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THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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