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not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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