VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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