Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
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I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
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Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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