Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
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It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
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You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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