no, he came in my armpit
thus making me awesome and them whores
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
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i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
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I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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