Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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