This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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