If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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