Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
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we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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