I think my fart just growled at me.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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