.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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