I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
You did what with his pubic hair?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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