i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I did not marry a roomba.
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