Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
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Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
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"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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