I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
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you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
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I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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