im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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