I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
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I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
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Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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