so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
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he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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