Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
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Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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