Three words: puerto rican gang bang
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
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it's like heaven, but drunker
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
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Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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