Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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