YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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