either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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