i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
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So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
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I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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