sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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