Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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