I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
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