Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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