My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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