This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
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She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
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You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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