Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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