im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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