Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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