this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
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I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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