How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
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You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
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No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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