Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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