i can't believe i had my finger in that
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
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He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
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