What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
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All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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