went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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