It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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