he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
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If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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