Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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