doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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