shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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