Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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